This is a public pronouncement concerning Hermit Jim.
I LOVE YOU!
You are my kinda man. If my Dear Sweetie passes on before me, look out! I'm coming to see you - and...ah hem, well, the rest we'll leave to our imaginations.
You are thoughtful, humorous, kind, cantankerous, resourceful and just plain cute. I've never seen you but, I have a vivd imagination and looks don't matter anyway!
Your Farmer's Almanac's post about finding true love inspired this public pronouncement. Now, the rest of you gals stand in line. Behind me!