Just got off the phone with a person I haven't heard from in years. I was so shocked to hear her voice I didn't think to ask how she tracked me down. Must have been through one of my kids.
Anyway, she fancies herself the real philosophical kind. So she asks, "What's your main focus these day?"
"Prepping," I replied.
"You mean to tell me at your age you're going to have another child?" she asks.
I laughed so hard she hung up.