Friday, June 18, 2010

BP's Hayward Demoted

"A day after he was grilled by Congress, BP chief executive Tony Hayward is being demoted. According to Britain's Sky News, BP Managing Director Bob Dudley will take over day-to-day oversight of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill while BP's chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg (he of the "small people" comment) will assume major PR duties. (Yes, you read that right — the BP executive who famously expressed his compassion for "the small people" will be tasked with enhancing the company's public image.)"

And now us "small people" are left to wonder why the major moron's still around. Oh yeah, silly me, I forgot that those at the top retain their positions longest despite their idiocy.

1 comment:

Mayberry said...

Hayward better find himself a nice cozy bunker to hide in, because those cajuns WILL hunt him down. He won't like what they do to him either...

"Ya just take that rascal out in the swamp,
put him on his knees and tie him to a stump.
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest....."